Monday 30 April 2012

She is Single and Seriously Searching Plus she is Still a Virgin

She is Single and Seriously Searching Plus she is Still a virgin..... Any one interested should holla @ me for her FB I.D, her Phone Number and her house Address....lol.

Tell Momma you've gat a wifey!

Students Threaten to Shun Classes due to Boko Haram attackson Campuses

TKO wins the Nokia Don't Break Da Beat Finale. He takes home 1 Million Naira.


TKO from Benin won the grand prize of 1 million naira at the Nokia Don't Break Da Beat Finale which held in Lagos last  Saturday. Congrats Man! Keep soaring high!

Check out the other finalists...

White Girl Caught Hawking Pure Water

Life no easy o! Don't blame her... she must survive!

We Hawked Akara, Pure water to survive – Nollywood twins.



Enugu celebrity twins, Chidiebere and Chidinma Aneke are no strangers to movie buffs in Nigeria . The pretty actresses cum producers who were the brains behind such wave-making movies as ’Compulsory Risk “, ‘Ujuaka”and many others have continued to enlarge their profile against all odds in the industry.

Question: What do you think can divide the two of you?
Marriage can divide the two of us. But we have prayed to marry twin brothers and that our marriages should take place on the same day. But we say this because we are just humans. God’s will definitely grant us all of our wishes.


WEDDING VIDEO: CHIDI MOKEME weds JEAN



Stephanie OKEREKE and Linus IDAHOSA - BEST WEDDING VIDEO EVER



Dentist pulls out all ex boyfriend's teeth after he dumped her

A dentist pulled out all her ex-boyfriend’s teeth after he dumped her for another woman – who has now left him because he is toothless.

Anna Mackowiak, 34, is facing jail after taking her revenge on 45-year-old Marek Olszewski when he turned up at her surgery with toothache just days after breaking up with her.


She gave him a heavy dose of anaesthetic and plucked his teeth out. She then wrapped his head and jaw in a bandage to stop him opening his mouth and said there had been complications and he would need to see a specialist. 


OMG! Seems like a movie, huh?
Lol. Continue...

AY Comedian involved in car accident in Abuja



The top comedian who is in Abuja for a comedy show at the Hilton, was involved in an accident yesterday. The accident occurred around the central business district and involved two cars, a peugeot 406 and the Sienna car AY was in. Thankfully no one was seriously hurt in the accident.

Sunday 29 April 2012

Dear Rod...I met a girl from Lagos, Nigeria...lol (Must read!)

 LMAO!

N9.7bn Fraud: Police declare Bukola Saraki wanted



The Police yesterday declared the immediate past governor of Kwara State, Dr.Bukola Saraki wanted for alleged fraud.

The Special Fraud Unit (SFU) of the police said the senator was wanted in connection with "a case of suspected fraudulent conversion of depositors’ funds through questionable waivers of loans and other facilities of about N9.76bn granted by the management of the defunct Intercontinental Bank Plc."

The ex-governor reacted swiftly to the police statement and said he was ready to make himself available for questioning.

Footballer Obafemi Martins acquires N50m Lamborghini

He acquired it a few weeks back (early this month) and it cost about 270k Euros. 
There are big boys and there are BIG boys...

Source: lindaikeji

So Sad! 3 journalists die in auto crash involving Gov Adams Oshiomhole's convoy

Three journalists have been confirmed dead in an auto crash yesterday involving the convoy of the Edo State Governor, Comrade Adams Oshiomhole.

A statement by the Special Adviser (Media) to Oshiomhole, Tony Iyare, said the news men were those with the African Independent Television and Independent Television. While a staff of AIT died, two who work with ITV lost their lives.

Saturday 28 April 2012

How to know if she's a gold-digger.

Any one of these signs will suggest that your girlfriend is a gold digger
1. She only suggests expensive gifts, trips, restaurants, etc.

A gold digger will turn her nose up at heartfelt, sentimental gifts because she is eager for gifts that are caked with money and expects nothing less than 4 star accommodations and food venues, shopping at designer stores and exotic vacations.

2. She has temper tantrums when you don’t buy her things

A gold digger has the emotional age of a child and will not hesitate throwing a tantrum when things don’t go her way–especially when you refuse to buy something for her or give her more money.

3. She’s overly concerned about your financial status

A gold digger is interested in hearing about your career and financial status from day one. She is a very manipulative woman who pretends to be interested in you by asking questions about your occupation so she can discover your job title, measure your earnings’ potential and ensure that you have plenty of income to spend on her and support her lifestyle.

4. She never pays for anything

When it comes time to pick up the check for a dinner, a movie or just about anything else the two of you are undertaking– she is nowhere to be found. If you are the one who is constantly shelling out money in the relationship, that should be your sign that she’s just using you.

5. She feels entitled

A gold digger will walk around feeling entitled to the good life without feeling any need to lift a finger to achieve it. Since she craves status and doesn’t have long-term goals, the gold digger expects to drive a brand new car with luxury features and wear $500 shoes without feeling any need to earn her own money to achieve it. This type of high-maintenance woman feels that it’s her right to be able to pursue her big dreams at the expense of financial stability, and, coincidentally, hasn’t considered who will foot the bill.

6. She attempts to trap men into pregnancy

Everybody knows that unless a woman decides to artificially inseminate herself, conceiving a child takes is a two person act and if you decide to have unprotected sex with a woman, then you should be man enough to accept the consequences. However, a gold digger will insist on having unprotected sex and will use lines like “I can’t feel it with the condom on, just take it off” and attempt to use guilt trips on you, i.e., “If you love me, why do you need a condom?”

A gold digger hopes to get pregnant so she can use it to her financial advantage as she sees kids as a lifelong financial insurance policy. She will intentionally stop using her birth control without you knowing and will even go as far as tampering with condoms prior to intercourse, i.e., putting a pin through her boyfriend’s condom package without him ever suspecting it.

7. She heavily relies on others

A gold digger knows that you don’t want to see her get an eviction notice, or get her car repossessed, and you’re a good person who will always be in a position to help, right? Wrong. There’s a big difference between someone who’s just fallen on bad times and a woman that completely relies on others for fulfilling her costs of living and purchasing needs.

8. She lacks any career aspirations

A gold digger will avoid the subject of getting a job and demonstrate that she has no intention of ever developing a career outright even she is perfectly capable of doing so.

I’ve always dreamt of a fairytale wedding - Stephanie Okereke

Stephanie and Linus flanked by from right Paul Obazele, Monalisa Chinda, Genevieve Nnaji, Ini Edo, Susan Peters & KOK
 Stephanie Okereke said to newsmen after her wedding last Saturday to Linus Idahosa:
 I’ve always dreamt of a fairytale wedding, especially as a child growing up. I’ve always imagined a fairytale wedding with my prince charming in a castle on an Island. And thank God that my husband finally made that possible inside this 16th century castle in Cernay, Paris, France.
It’s a beautiful feeling to be in love and be with the one person you wish to spend the rest of your life with. It was a fairytale dream come true. 
May all our dreams come true!

Another Indecent Ghana Girl in Club (Photo)

Look at the picture and tell us what comes into your mind first. Will you slap this girl? Will you allow your sister or girlfriend to step out into the Club like this? 

Friday 27 April 2012

D'banj and Don Jazzy's feud make news in the US!

D'banj accused of credit card fraud ke? Eleyi le o! Allhiphop.com is one of the biggest hip hop news site in the US. Here's what they wrote about D'banj and his break up with Don Jazzy:
Ever since Kanye West signed African artists, D’banj and Don Jazzy, to his G.O.O.D Music label, the former friends and business partners have been at odds with one another.
In a recent interview, D’banj opened up about the ongoing feud between him and Don Jazzy, and mentioned that he would never cheat Don Jazzy knowing that JJC (of JJC and the 419 Squad) had cheated Don Jazzy in the past.
Well, JJC has caught wind of D’banj’s interview and is alleging that D’banj has committed credit card fraud, as well as talking about D’banj’s “419″ past and his escape from the police as the inspiration for his “Mobolowo won” video.


Nigerian teenager who organised killing of UK boy jailed for 12 years

Victoria Osoteku (pictured above) was only 18 when she joined a 20-strong mob who hunted down and hacked to death 15-year-old schoolboy Sofyen Belamouadden (pictured below) at the busy London train station, in March 2010. (If you missed it, read it HERE)
 

Victoria, now aged 20, was yesterday sentenced to 12 years in prison at the Old Bailey for her involvement in the killing

Three other teenagers (all Nigerians) - Samson Odegbune and Christopher Omoregie, both 18, along with Obi Nwokeh, 19 - were also convicted of murder and jailed for 18 years each last week.
Pastor’s son Femi Oderinwale, 18, along with Adonis Akra, also 18, and Samuel Roberts, 19, were each given 12 years after they were convicted of manslaughter.

Food is ready...Hot Python peppersoup!

Are you ready for your own share of the delicious soup?

Bin Laden's family of twelve kicked out of Pakistan just days before the first anniversary of his death

Osama Bin Laden’s family were kicked out of Pakistan in the early hours of today – just days before the first anniversary of the terror mastermind’s death.

The slain Al Qaeda leader’s three widows, their eight children and one grandchild were flown to Saudi Arabia.

A Pakistani judge ordered earlier this month that the women be deported to their countries of citizenship after serving a six month sentence for illegally entering the country. See pictures...




All aboard: Pakistani security officials cover the windscreen of the bus as Bin Laden's family get on board and are driven to the airport
Going: A vehicle carrying the Bin Laden family leaves for the airport shortly after midnight - almost exactly a year after the terror leader was shot dead by U.S. Navy Seals
Media scrum: The Bin Laden family are driven away from the property with a cloth covering the back of the vehicle to keep them hidden
At home with the Bin Ladens: The family in their property while they wait for deportation
High security: Pakistani police commandos guard the house where the Bin Laden family were living after they had departed


"I Don't Even Know My Twin" – Taiye Taiwo Replies Critics

 Nigeria international Taye Taiwo says he is very worried by rumours making the rounds about age cheating involving him and his late twin. Taiwo turned 27 on April 16, but a BlackBerry broadcast message with unknown origins claimed that while the defender was celebrating his 27th birthday in London, his supposed twin brother was marking his 39th.

The message quickly went viral, with some claiming the supposed twin turned 37, and others say 33... But a source however said it is common knowledge among close friends and relatives of the Taiwos, that Taye’s twin, a girl, died barely two months after they were born. And Taiwo is said to be angry at the rumours.

”I don’t know what kind of sick joke this is, or the kind of sick person who will come up with it... I did not even know my twin. I was very young when my father told me that she died when we were young. Why is it that people are always looking for a way to bring others down? I don’t understand it,” he said

52 Nigerians To Be Deported From UK This Week

Fifty-two Nigerians yesterday lost their legal rights to remain in the United Kingdom.
Investigation in London revealed that the arrangement have been concluded for the deportation of the affected Nigerians made up of  41 males and 11 females on a chartered flight yesterday.
Mr Muhammed Isa, Head of Immigration Section in the Nigerian High Commission, who confirmed the development, said that already, manifest documenting detailed offences of those to be deported have been forwarded to appropriate authorities in Nigeria.
He said the deportees, who breached the rules of their stay in the UK,  include asylum seekers, over-stayers and convicted drug traffickers that have completed their terms.
Isa, who noted further that an enforced removal of Nigerians from the UK was ` certainly' not the preferred choice of either the Commission, the British Authority and those affected, advised Nigerians to obey the rules of their host countries and avoid getting involved in criminal activities.  (NAN)


PICTURE:Nigerian Girl displaying b**bs on webcam


Naija girls are going gaga... you display your b**bs to a guy and the next thing... he takes your pix and  helps you give it publicity by releasing it online. Girls be wise! Stop being victims of online porn! 
Anyway, guys make una feed your eyes.

Photo of Kaduna bomber + BH explain why they bombed ThisDay office

This is the face of one of the bombers of ThisDay office in Kaduna yesterday. He threw the bomb and was trying to escape but was caught by a mob and handed over to the police.

In a related development, Boko Haram has not only claimed responsibility for the Abuja and Kaduna bombings, they have also explained why they carried out the attacks.

Boko Haram Spokesperson Abul Qaqa told Premium Times in an exclusive interview...
We have repeatedly cautioned reporters and media houses to be professional and objective in their reports. This is a war between us and the Government of Nigeria; unfortunately the media have not been objective and fair in their report of the ongoing war, they chose to take side.”

“Some reporters are aware that I am Abul Qaqa, they know my voice through our long interactions and they also know the role of Abu Darda who heads the enlightenment committee and sometimes facilitates interviews; yet they (media) go by the unsubstantiated view of government that Abul Qaqa is in custody and I am the new spokesman or number two,” he said.
“Another issue was the recent kidnappings in the north; we were clear with our position as a group during a teleconference with reporters but we were shocked the next day when newspaper headlines added a lot of things which I never said during that interview.”
 “Another example is the recent video posted on YouTube by our Imam; I challenge every Nigerian to watch that video again. There is no place our imam either said he will crush President Jonathan or issued an ultimatum to the government in Nigeria; but nearly all papers carried very wrong and mischievous headlines.”
 “It is not only THISDAY that has been engaged in negative media campaign, fictional stories and constantly promoting fake stories by the JTF to give an impression that they are making headway against us yet there is no time the media investigated further as an objective and responsible bystander in this war.
“But the sins of THISDAY are more,” he said.
“They once insulted the Prophet Mohammed in 2001 and we have not forgotten. They recently said our Imam executed me which is false. Here I am speaking to you, I am alive and healthy.”
“We have just started this new campaign against the media and we will not stop here, we will hit the media hard since they have refused to listen to our plea for them to be fair in their reportage,” he said.
“In the coming days we will give details and instances where the media have not been fair to us and why we are going to attack them as well.”
“The media in Nigeria are not a problem to us if they will do their job professionally without taking sides, but each time we say something, it is either changed or downplayed. But when our enemy says something even without logical proof, it is blown out of proportion.”
"We have repeated asked some reporters to retract some stories or even give us the right of reply but none of these requests were given to us."

Thursday 26 April 2012

5 Steps to a flat tummy in 7 days



You've been missing your routine at the gym very often thanks to your busy schedule (or plain laziness) and suddenly you realize that in one week you have to attend a wedding.

You want to wear your favourite saree or figure-hugging dress but are worried about your flabby stomach bulging out. Well, you still have a last option. While you cannot reduce fat, you can lose belly fat by decreasing your total body fat percentage. And you don't have to completely alter your daily habits to get a flat stomach within 7 days!


 Step one:
If you want to build muscle and burn fat at the same time, you have to perform circuit training, three days per week. How can you achieve this? Indulge in full body exercises like lunges, push-ups, and pull-ups, for one set of 15 repetitions. Don't forget to follow every exercise with one minute of jumping rope. You should be able to burn around 500 to 600 calories per workout. 

Step two:
You have to work on your abdominal muscles three times in the week. Crunches and leg raises for three sets of 20 repetitions should be done. Also, do planks by holding your body in a push-up position on your elbows for 30 to 60 seconds for four sets.
 
Step three:
The kind of food you will eat in this period is vital in bringing about any change. Natural foods like fruits, vegetables, whole grain breads and pastas, chicken, beef, fish and low fat dairy should replace processed foods full of sugar.
 
Step four:
To minimize water retention, lower your sodium intake. This means you need to avoid salt. You can flavour your food with other herbs and spices instead.
 
Step five:
Stressing and anxiety can cause the over-production of a certain hormone called cortisol, which encourages weight gain about the belly area. So try to keep your cool!

More Photos: Abuja Thisday bomb blast!

 It was suicide bombing but details of the blast is still unfolding.

9 Reasons why you should have sex everyday. Adult Content!






 If you thought that the only benefit of sex was, well, pleasure, here's some news for you. Making love is good for adults. And making love regularly is even better.


Not only does it help you sleep well, relieve stress and burn calories, there are also several other reasons why you need to have sex more often



Improves cardiovascular health A recent study says that men who have sex more than twice a week, have a lesser risk of getting a heart attack, than men who had sex less than once a month.

Increases immunity Regular lovemaking increases the level of the immune-boosting antibody immunoglobulin A (IgA), which in turn makes your body stronger against illnesses like the common cold and fever.

Reduces stress Stressed out with work or family problems? Don't let it affect your performance in the bedroom. Not only will having sex improve your mood, but a study has also proven that folks, who indulge in regular bedroom activities can handle stress better and are happier people.

Relieves pain If you're using a headache as an excuse to not make love, stop doing that. Have sex instead, because, when you're about to have an orgasm, the level of the hormone oxytocin increases by five times. This endorphin actually reduces aches and pains.

Promotes longevity When one has an orgasm, a hormone called dehydroepiandrosterone is released. This improves immunity, repairs tissue and keeps the skin healthy. Men, who have at least two orgasms a week, live longer than men who have sex just once every few weeks.

Increases blood circulation Because your heart rate increases when you have sex, fresh blood is supplied to your organs and cells. While used blood is removed, the body also expels toxins and other materials that cause you to feel tired.

You sleep better The sleep that you get just after you've made love will be much more relaxed. Getting a good night's sleep will make you feel alert and overall healthy.

Improves overall fitness If you find going to the gym mundane or working out at home a task, here's another way to help you lose the flab and keep in shape. Regular sex will do wonders for your waistline. Half an hour of lovemaking burns more than 80 calories.

Increases levels of Oestrogen and testosterone In men, the hormone testosterone is what makes them more passionate in the sack. Not only will it make you feel way better in bed, but it also improves your muscles and bones, keeps your heart healthy and keeps a check on your cholesterol. In women, on the other hand, the hormone oestrogen protects them against heart disease and also determines a woman's body scent.


Another Bomb Blast hits Kaduna, Kills 10 Near Thisday Newspaper's Bureau Office

A bomb blast near Thisday newspaper's Kaduna office has killed at least 10 people. The attack, a second one on the newspaper today, occured along Kontagora road by Ahmadu Bello way in Kaduna. The suspected bomber was arrested. 

WANTED in the USA; CAUGHT in Nigeria - Story of a Nigerian fraudster!

26 year old Olaniyi Jones Makinde is a wanted man in the USA for being part of a 7-man criminal gang that stole $3.2 million from payroll companies and banks between 2009 and 2010, by using fake websites to trick people into giving up their online usernames and passwords. The other six are: Karlis Karklins, Charles Chidi, Waya Nwaki, Osarhieme Obaygbona, Marvin Dion Hill and Alphonsus Osuala

When the activities of his gang was discovered by FBI in 2010, Olaniyi escaped the US and returned to Nigeria. Unfortunately for him, the US police informed the EFCC about his activities in the US and his wanted status there. The EFCC tracked him down in Nigeria and arrested him.

He's been in Ikoyi prisons since January 2012 where he will be until May 30th where a Federal High Court will hear the extradition request filed by the office of the Attorney General of the Federation against him.

According to the FBI report, aside from stealing from companies and banks, Olaniyi also stole from individuals by assuming the false identity of a sexy white chick named Brenda Stuart, and tricking men into sending money and their account details to him.

Breaking News: Bomb Explosion at ThisDay office in Abuja

The sad incident took place some minutes ago and casualty figure is yet unknown... details coming soon.

Wednesday 25 April 2012

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 Ladies na wa for u o!

Picture: A boy with a tortoise back!

A child dubbed 'turtle boy' because of a giant mole that covered his back like a shell, can now live a normal life thanks to a British surgeon.

Didier Montalvo, six, from Colombia, had the rare condition Congenital Melanocytic Nevus.

There was a chance the growth could turn malignant but Didier's mother Luz could not raise the money for the operation.

The family were also ostracised from their rural village as the superstitious residents said Didier's condition was due to being conceived during an eclipse.

They feared he was touched by evil forces which meant he could not attend school or be baptised.

'I want to grow up,' Didier said.

'But the mole won't let me.'

But thanks to leading plastic surgeon Neil Bulstrode, who operated on him  free after hearing of his plight, Didier can now grow up as any other child.
Smiling again: Didier says he can 'grow up' now his mole has gone



Taye Taiwo is 25 While his Twin Brother is 37 years Old. Imagine!


You know how they say anything and everything is possible in Nigeria! So, one should really not be surprised when a situation like this “strange” one plays out. From what we heard, Nigeria’s Super Eagles defender Taiye Taiwo just turned 25. Guess we should say congrats to him, after all he's one of Nigeria's highest paid footballers.
 
But the problem, according to what sources is that the guy’s twin brother who doesn’t play football, Kehinde Taiwo, recently clocked 37... If this information is true, then it’s a sad reminder of what how country – Nigeria – has turned into; a place where virtually everybody tell one “small lie” or steal some “public funds” just to get ahead of others.

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