Released! Photos of Olaitan Oyerinde’s “Killers”

 

Nigerian secret police has paraded a bunch of persons suspected of assasinating Olaitan Oyerinde, the Principal Private Secreatry to Governor Adams Oshiomhole of Edo state. The suspects were paraded at the Abuja headquarters of the SSS earlier today.

Picture: Woman Finds Live Python In Her Toilet.

A 74-year-old Pensioner from Schwanstetten in southern Germany could believe her eyes when she lifted her toilet sit and found a live Python in her Toilet, immediately she called the police, who tried to flush the serpent from its hiding place. 


However, the reptile was in no mood to show itself to the officers so the fire brigade was called in. They opened a manhole in the garden and were able to remove it from the plumbing,” a police statement said.

A snake expert was then called in as a reinforcement. She identified the serpent as a two-year-old royal python, normally not dangerous to humans, and offered to take it home until the owner steps forward.
“Until we have cleared up whom the reptile belongs to, the police have registered it as a lost item,” concluded the police statement”.

A Gynecologist disvírginéd me, I was a victim(True life story of a teenager)

A few days ago, I sat in my sister’s living room with two of our cousins and we were talking. They are all married and have daughters, when suddenly my cousin told us a story about how a gynecologist had told her mom she was pregnant when she was 13 which was not true as she had never even thought of having Séx then. I wept inside of me and the other many victims in Africa.

About 10 years ago I was just 14 and was in a boarding school and constantly sick, but this time, I had vaginál iches, being the kind of child I was, I told my mom who decided to take me to a gynecologist. It was normal for me as I was constantly in and out the hospital so it was no big deal.

 

We got to the hospital and the gynecologist who was a man and apparently the best and most popular one amongst rich folks told me to undress and lay down, my mom was not in the room. The gynecologist literally used the big   vaginál speculum that is used on none virgins and his fingers. I was bleeding and he gave me pad and told me to get dressed. He told my mom I’d had an abortion and was hiding it that is why I am bleeding and I have the itches, he said it in front of me. I was so confused and terrified. My mom didn’t take him seriously. She called her Dr. in France who told her what to get for me at the pharmacy for itches. We went home. I didn’t tell my mom what I went through in here because I was still terrified.

 I finally had Séx  2years ago and I didn’t bleed, it was my first time. I don’t play with my private ever. I thought maybe all girls don’t bleed but apparently they all do.

 

I go for gynecology check-ups and I am in so much pain from the speculum. I stopped having sex because it is painful. People tell me I have had a bad sexual experience. Now I know what it was. From what I told the girls, they said the Dr disvirgined me as I’d not even started having periods before that and they’re all Rn’s out here.

 

Now mothers and daughters, please be careful with this so called Dr’s from abroad or this Dr’s in general. I will hate for my Daughter to go through what I went through. They will say anything and prescribe anything.

 

Mothers do not leave minor young girls with any gynecologist for any reason, they can’t be trusted at all. A lot of these people were nurses abroad and because of our system they pass as Dr’s in Africa and inflict traumatizing experiences upon us. There’s other ways to get tested for those things and coming from a boarding school being a virgin, the Dr should have known it was sugar sugar, common amongst girls in boarding schools.

Identical Twin Sisters Give Birth One Hour Apart.

Shaakira White and Zaakira Mitchell twin sisters,of South Carolina, gave birth on July 24th just one hour apart. Mitchell was accompanying her sister to her doctor’s appointment, and then suddenly they both went into labor.

One gave birth to a set of twins and the other a baby boy. Although, this is not the first time twins gave birth on the same day, it still a special time for all involve. Well wishes to Saakira and Zaakira.

Dr. Ferguson, who delivered the babies of the twins said:

“I’ve never seen twins being pregnant at the same time!” said Dr. James Ferguson.
Dr. Ferguson is still getting over the fact the sisters just shared their pregnancies. He said he couldn’t believe it when they both showed up Tuesday and went into labor.
“I kinda joked with Shaakira that she was trying to steal her sister’s limelight for that day,” said Ferguson. “I just thought this is not really believable.”

2012 WEC Results Released, 80% Fail English + Maths

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Giving out a total breakdown of the report.
The Zonal Co-ordinator, Mr Alozie N.U decided to share and revealed the full statictics of the 2012/2013 Waec examination of her candidates.
Enjoy this ride and don’t forget to share this information with your friends on facebook and twitter.

Note that this article is coming to you, directly from the Nigerian Open University Educational News Broadcasting Team

A total of 324,998 candidates registered for the examination.
Now, out of these 310. 077 candidates, here are their gender statictics:
168,835 are Males:
while 141,242 are Females: candidates who registered for the waec examination.

WITHHELD RESULTS:
The results of 51,876 candidates, representing 16. 73% of candidates are being withheld by the waec Board, based on various reports, mostly for these candidates alleged involvement in examination malpractice.

While another Statistics shows that a Whooping Number of 250,487 candidates representing 80. 78% have 2 credits and above.

While 217,161candidates, representing 70. 03 of the total 2012 WAEC candidates, have three credits and above.

Yet, another statictics shows that 180,480 candidates, which represented 58. 20% of this year’s candidates, have four credits and above in their results.

Further Stats shows that 141,167 candidates representing 45. 52% of candidates who registered for this year’s examination, obtained the following:
five (5) credits and above.

While 99,750 candidates representing 32. 16%, did obtained six credits and above.

While on the basis of University admission qualifications, The Zonal Co-ordinator, Mr Alozie shed more light on this:

A total of 133,507 candidates representing 43. 06% obtained credit and above in English Language.
While a total of 151,569 candidates representing 48. 88% of candidates, has obtained credit and above in Mathematics.

While 62,295 candidates, representing 20. 04%, obtained credits in the following subjects:
English language,
Mathematics and at least three other Subjects.

A whooping sum total of 33 blind candidates sat for this year’s examination, and from this figure, 4 candidates, representing (12. 12%), obtained credits in five subjects.
Which include the following:
English Language.
Important Notice:
Blind candidates are exempted from taking mathematics and science practicals in WASSCE diets.

That is the total stats of candidates performance in the 2012/2013 Waec Examination.

Candidates who sat for the 2012/2013 waec examination can now check their results at the waec official website.

Communication Pitfalls in Relationships & How to Fix Them

No relationship is perfect. We all know this. We're not perfect and therefore our relationships will never be perfect either (Without God) But success in relationships romantic and otherwise have a lot to do with proper communication. In fact, most relationship problems are caused by poor communication.

Here are a few communication issues in romantic relationships and how to work through them:

The Problem: Misunderstanding words and actions. It's really easy to misinterpret your partner's words, emails, gestures, and actions to mean something other than what he or she intended. We're all human it happens.

The Solution: Don't immediately jump to conclusions. Instead of assuming you know what the other is thinking, ask for clarification. Continue asking for clarification until you understand what your partner is really saying.

The Problem: You don't talk enough. In a long-term relationship, most of us eventually hit a point where we feel we don't communicate much any more. We don't hang out. We have our routines (wake up, shower, dress, go to work, come home), and most don't involve the other person as much as they should.

The Solution: There's a simple fix for not communicating enough: recognizing that you're no longer communicating like you once did and talking more. Create some alone time to carve out for just the two of you.

The Problem: You're avoiding certain topics with your partner. Perhaps this is the reason that you're not talking to one another anymore. Maybe you're upset with your partner. Either way, you don't feel like discussing it, so instead, you clam up and say nothing. Your walls go up as a way of avoiding the issue.

The Solution: You're not benefiting your relationship in any way by avoiding problems. Instead of retreating and putting up big walls, take a long hard look at the issues and face them together. This way, you can work together to come up with a solution.

The Problem: You need to be right. We've all had those times when we couldn't back down from an argument. We're right, we know it, and we have to prove it. So we pick a fight (or continue to beat a dead horse) until we feel we've won.

The Solution: Being right isn't as important as having open lines of communication. Being willing to see things from another point of view may not change how you feel, but it does give you the incredible opportunity to learn.

JTF kills two terrorists; intercepts rocket launchers,10 rocket bombs

 

Maiduguri -The Joint Task Force (JTF) on Operation Restore Order (ORO) on Tuesday said it killed two suspected terrorists in Monguno Local Government Area (LGA) of Borno State.

The JTF Spokesman, Lt.-Col.Sagir Musa, stated this while briefing newsmen in Maiduguri. He said the JTF also intercepted large quantities of arms from the suspected terrorists during the operation. Musa also said the two suspected terrorists who were escorting the consignment died in an exchange of fire with security men.

“The arms included eight rocket launchers, 10 rocket bombs, 10 rocket chargers, two AK 47 rifles and 13 magazines.” He said that the arms were concealed in a blue Toyota Hilux vehicle heading towards Maiduguri.
“The JTF in conjunction with the Department of State Service, the Multi National Joint Task Force intercepted large consignment of arms and ammunitions.

“The consignment was intercepted at Daban Masara in Monguno Local Government Area (LGA) of Borno based on intelligence report. “The large consignment of arms was being moved from Baga Masara heading towards Maiduguri in a blue hilux vehicle. “The JTF wishes to appeal to members of the public to provide useful information to security agencies in order to stop the isolated killings in the state.” (NAN)